"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

Heather Chandler, Heathers [1989]

ScoobyDoofus: @RSD1975 So what else is new? ;)

ScoobyDoofus: @disqushelp Email notification of blog comments is taking a while today, like around 20 mins. Not a major thing, but is there a problem?

ScoobyDoofus: @moodysam Hillie was busy doing the washing.

ScoobyDoofus: Audioboo: Max is happy. http://boo.fm/b184271

ScoobyDoofus: Just had a sad thought: who is going to clean Max's ears now Huw is gone? I'm not licking them for him...

ScoobyDoofus: Eeeeeew cat dribble on my belly!

ScoobyDoofus: RT @moodysam: Bleedin' Pope! Road blocks, helicopters, police everywhere and he's not even here yet. I may just stay in bed all day tomo ...

ScoobyDoofus: @moodysam He's very loud, like a motorbike!

ScoobyDoofus: @kellygeorge2 I'm a bit unsure about which wine to use for the Bellinis. Can't get prosecco, so I'm just gonna try a cheap sparkling wine.